Don't Tase Me, Bro - Times 3

According to a report by the Associated Press:

Taser International unveiled its first new stun gun since 2003 Monday, a device that can shock three people without being reloaded.

Or, one person three times.

Taser CEO Rick Smith said, "This is as big a step as when firearms went from a muzzle loader to the revolver. If I was a cop I'd want to carry one."

Of course he would like every cop in the U.S. to carry one at $1,799 a pop. Pun intended.

The gun will come in handy if a Texas deputy stops a car load of little old ladies.